Mo 'I do not know if it's because mo' mo 'I'm coming home after another night in crazy water, but I wanted to make a attimino share my intimate and personalized with your horoscope.
Well, I've never believed much in that fact that according to the time when one can be born in one way rather than another, although in my case are many who believe that the coincidence space time of my arrival in the world with 82 world cup in Spain has influenced not just my schizophrenia since my father thought it well to propitiate the goal Tardelli rattling vuvuzela to type when I held only a few hours old and I was still in the hospital.
But at some point in my troubled life I met a person who, in turn, I did meet another, but not in the same evening that we were both too drunk and we went home but crawling later.
This other person is named Ivana Raffa, horoscope ago and in a nutshell, all the guys know me.
That is, one day he also said "the EU Statti careful that the girlfriend of the guy you're fucking right for two years sgamerà and today I'll be a bit 'of time everyone unhappy and incompetent at the level of tears. "
I mean, I gave her there and then not listening, but that he kept right!
And so from that day every morning uo uo I have to read the horoscope to see what Ivana facets happens.
No, because Ivana knows!
Not only Ivana, however, what is the problem.
For example, there is one of my boyfriends of the month June, I think that the two middle weeks, which, in front of my very common and normal behavior which
- iastemmare the fact that two weeks after my university degree was found tax receipts of the thirties and why not, also the certificates of rabies vaccination of dog
- will long for a Chupa Chups in traffic;
- get hormonal storms come on the ring road and express themselves through bites all'intrasatto;
- decide you want to spend the rest of their lives as taking home the process of the park Virgil
- to completely erase their tracks when it's over but in the sense of trying to avoid all the places I frequent and that he attended because he was born the need to escape as not to hurt more and all these facts here
argued that "it is typical of cancer."
More specifically said "You developed a cancer of rubbish."
But mo 'honestly, if I just have to trust someone who tells me what I need or do not have to do according to how Mars has parked in my sign and those with which Venus but is facing the premenstrual syndrome, I'm hear to Ivana, not you.
Stu idiot.
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