Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Wedding Napkin Thank You Poem

NAPOLI TRIESTE TALK JUST THAT 'BUSY

Anna Trieste

NAPLES. Initially, knowing a little 'character, with whom he also converted from twenty-eight years and has always proved to be inclined at Inc. launched iastemme and verbal provocations, like everyone else I have to admit that I also had thought he was joking.
But no. Anna
Trieste, 28, east of Naples penniless young reporter really is thinking to take the field for the next elections to the City of Naples. And as a candidate for mayor, among others.

Trieste, but then you are serious.

Eccert, but you see a little, that is, I say to the mica Strunz at random, sorry.

E but then she can not stand to make the mayor, especially for the center. That is, it lacks the very basic requirement.

Eh, I know, I know, and it was not for nothing I was planning to run for giustappunto alone with my Civic Party. I'll call "Trieste is freedom." I would also anthem, feel.

Pretentious on his part. But why his name should be synonymous with freedom?

Why Trieste has always been considered a free city! Do you think James Joyce, when he fled from Dublin because they had had enough of this fact that every time she said a bad word to Jesus presses the house, went in Trieste, and not in Milan or London or Paris! And then, let's face it, here if you do not put the word "freedom" in the name of a party, a parliamentary group or a real estate agency oggiggiorn nobody takes it seriously and do not you fucking emeritus.


But so, shamelessly extolling freedom, she is not afraid to increase this trend already anarchy reigns in Naples, the city she is a candidate to drive?

No, because first things stand (tie, but should i fatt 'o latinism) blacker than midnight can not come.
And because the problem in Naples is the lack of freedom.

Explain better.

The point is this. Since everyone here in Naples are a little 'how the hell he likes, an outside observer with the same IQ and / or below average when it comes here thinks that Naples is a city of freedom and that is why every three four Silvio Berlusconi is not the rubbish. But no! Here is the very freedom that is missing! Let me give an example, I think since she has an IQ even lower than the average.



Please.

If a Neapolitan would, so to speak, to follow any rules of conduct that put the other on fire just because the city did not arrive in time on the dole and then you can not go to reserve the house the sea, he does not have the freedom to do so because others Neapolitan hinder them, for example bucandogli the wheels of the car. So the problem is that the Neapolitans think they are free but in reality they are not!



What's the answer then?

Just inform the Neapolitans firmly but politely that they, individually, are not the only inhabitants of the planet, but there are other life forms with which they must confront.



And you think that will suffice?

No, but in fact I said politely and firmly. Therefore, when they prove to have forgotten this fact they are not alone on the face of the earth must be pointed out with discretion and its presence in education, for example a key beautiful hammered 'Haret' a cap.


And work? The real problem is the job of Naples. What do we do from that point of view?

Ah, well, since that point of view, I have already prepared the solution.
see, as regards the issue of employment is why I'm climbing about ten years that I arrabbatto for a living and still, although in the meantime to pass the time I graduated though, I do not hold a paid job.
Epper for me now to find work in Naples is impossible simply because the job there is. It would be like looking for Christ in lupins, if you know what I mean. So therefore we should work to create it. She will say: Well done, but how? Come on, ask me, but facets of reporter are you!


How it works?

Here, in my opinion to create a little ' Working just raze all the buildings of the power and then rebuild them. So not only are set in motion public buildings, Bertolaso \u200b\u200band the funeral but also create the opportunity to remake FROM SCRATCH all competitions, although they had the foresight to declare a state of disaster and to ask the Government to send the army to supervise selections.

And the traffic?

For traffic could simply inform the ANM workers and more generally to all companies in the public transport if the roadmap is expected that a coach has to start at 6 they do not have to be present in front of the bus at 6 am and half the next day but at 6 the scheduled day without coffee and Corriere dello Sport in hand.


security? I said to organized crime?

Then, with regard to the Camorra, we must enter in order of idea that it can not be eliminated. Well, I mean, with all the super powers that holds, not least of which is to multiply the loaves and fishes, also holds that Jesus Christ demonstrated the limits from this point of view. Not only and not because along with the loaves and fishes has never been able to multiply the money well, but also because after more than two thousand years even he managed to defeat the devil. So I think the best we can do is to offer humanity an alternative. You see, I do not agree with Hobbes. For me, the man usually tends to the good so if you offer him a good road, without drain roofless and without cobblestones, that takes it calmly. But if you offered him only a street full of holes as a way Marina for example, then it is logical to prefer the preferential going to clog up the traffic behind the blue car.


She makes everything easy. But how would a pygmy like you come to take up a whole? And the coalition?

But what came, but as a coalition! I would do a better enlightened monarchy, with a committee of wise men just call when I would need.

Trieste, but let's face it, deep down, but she who knows? That is, she has never been in politics, is a parvenu, a sponsor does not, in short, as will be credible to the electorate? Apart from that

parvenue c'o Dec to Soret but then I do not know, say that if the electorate believes the likes of Berlusconi and D'Alema then I think that I also hold a chance.
Then if I do not believe it's okay. So I emigrated.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

What Can Tou Use To Masterbate With

PRESS / THE RETURN

Beloved,

actually are quite a few 'days that does not soil the virtual canvas of my blog with a reasoned and careful selection of its news articles, and others, but the improper fact is that I was a little busy to blaspheme the saints and the dead saints for that matter the lack of liquidity due to unemployment and we already know a little because in the end I also keep a social life and sometimes I have to go down home.
mean, I've got to show people that I just do not go to middle-aged men with type Mastella but also young people in perfect health erection or at least not yet need to ask their wives if they lend a bit of dye.

However, Sunday morning I went for my newspaper to follow the marathon charity Race for the Cure to the square of the Plebiscite.

And it was there, including a coffee and a cigarette, a question and answers, and a iastemma and a curse to the metabolism of Maria Grazia Cucinotta, who stuffs himself with anti almond paste, a figure of shit and the other for exchanging the Napoli goalkeeper Gennaro Iezzo for tronista Maria De Filippi and his daughter Lino Banfi Lino Banfi, which I thought maybe perhaps this morning, before declining to go and see who is now the mayoral candidate of the Democratic Party, it was better if I put a little to update the blog.


And here I am.

Today, however, before starting with the letters, I would like to offer my advice for a moment a purchase.

So, go with the advice on the purchase!

With this valuable tool, In fact, you can be sure every day of the holy iastemmare at the right time because otherwise you run the serious risk of the holy iastemmare wrong, say, that day might be on vacation or otherwise by service and then you will have iastemmato unnecessarily.

After that, I'd say go to the press itself.

_Sigla_

Before we begin, I need a premise. In
to date there are only pieces, but also highly topical articles older tendenzialemnete because this is my blog and I do the press a little 'how the hell I want.

So, first, because I know many of you were in my thoughts, I wanted to reassure you that Silvio Berlusconi has worked and is now well in hand, so you may as well stop gufare, also because here in this article is not clear which hand to the prime minister has undergone surgery so if you continue to gufare guferete nonsense and we run the risk that Berlusconi is, as I know, Parkinson's, and so begin to palpate shackerate do a little 'putting seriously everywhere threaten the stability of the government.


Then, again because I know you were in my thoughts, I just wanted to say that Materazzi's grandmother is unwell and that his illness is in no either way connected to the hand of Prime Minister (both healthy one made) nor that of his nephew but a shameful attempt of robbery.

After these that are clearly dramatic news I would say to switch to lighter topics.

And this piece, to be precise, we speak of lightness and journalists of the Republic informs us about the results of a study on the basis of which seems to keep the lights on the bedside table at night makes you fat.
Mo ', although the study was conducted on mice, I can safely say that it also applies to the whores in these years as supporting the view that keeping the lights on on the night makes you fat, but not only themselves but also their partners, as well as it look like much less the lover and make them more obvious defects, stomp in the first place.


But now we move on to the property market.

So I do not know if everyone know that a derogation is in Naples to the national law on burials according to which, in a nutshell, it is possible to exhume the bodies of the dead and buried in a shorter time than in the rest of Italy.
This is not because we are in Naples 'or sun' or sea, and then the bodies to dry before but always in Naples because there are more lawyers who not only thieves but also more deaths than tombs, and so we strives to find solutions to the problem.

In that regard, I must admit that I, although in Naples, I do not feel very involved in the matter because it is equipped with super powers when the time comes I'll turn into a pizza I'll eat fried and Barack Obama visit to Naples, so , if luck helps me a little, and the American president is also attacked by the typical traveler's constipation, I crown the dream of leaving the United States.

Or, again when the time comes and not before, all those who come here to Naples and then east like him.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Blindsretractable Strings

Hundred! Hundred! Hundred!

I also want us to believe that this life is but a wheel at this point in me I should do just the letter, other than an accident.

And I do not keep even want to write. What

tri (e) ness.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Redness 2 Months After Mole Removal

dialoguing learn

wiretap between Anna and Trieste BEEEEEEEEP about the purpose and nature of the job interview is intended to take place Friday, October 8, 2010 at 10 ante mezzogiornem:

BEEEEEEEEP : No, for I I'll give it a chance, you know, you're a girl educated, prepared, but how you find work? No way! Then it goes well, you see if you're good, obviously.

Anna: No, but I also want me take your chance, just do not want to do door to door. I mean, I do not want to go house to house to sell insurance policies, among other things, without even a minimum fixed salary, as well because if I wanted to make the representative or the representative dell'Avon Elf least so people do not make a scratch when I see you coming with the life insurance policy

BEEEEEEEEP : Nooooo, but which door to door! But you say! Door to Door does Bruno Vespa, to the limit! We are a serious company! With years, but I say years, decades of history behind it!

Anna : Go Buò, then I'll see you Friday.


Interception environment of the conversation between Anna Trieste, BEEEEEEEEP el ' inspector insurance agency with which the interview takes place in the previous phone call

BEEEEEEEEP : The inspector's becoming a bit busy. Listen, however, say that I have wanted to give this opportunity, I wanted to give this chance, because you're a smart girl!

Anna: Yeah, okay, however, about what constitutes work?

BEEEEEEEEP : Oh, wait, mo 'that free the inspector tells you a little him the whole situation.

Anna : No, I do it anyway because I've already said by telephone that does not interest me work door to door, and amongst other things without a fixed salary, but minimal. I mean, I can not work without the certainty of a minimum payment, I would like a bit 'of trouble at home.

BEEEEEEEEP : No but you're right, but let's face it, but now those days you give them 700 € tta TTA, so just start working?

Anna : None. And in fact, but I never said that I want them so, TTA TTA, just beginning, but at least when I finish the month, though! That is, it does not seem so strange a request.

BEEEEEEEEP : And okay, but you know, here the world is changing, I will now no longer the place to be fixed!

Anna: Yes, I realized I too, only I was not talking about the permanent position but the fixed salary, which is different.


BEEEEEEEEP : Okay, okay, maybe in your case, but because I've got heart, we may consider a refund.

Anna : (Maronne, Jesus, grant me the lights, help me, before this we fuck the pen inside the eye)

BEEEEEEEEP : All right, let's inspector! No, no, well you can leave the bag here! Here does not fit anyone!

Anna: Okay but I carry the pen below, shcus eh.


Inspector : Dear Anna, I stand before your resume is very rich! You know, our company works in this area for 120 years, hundred and twenty years! And we always do the same thing, life insurance. Only if that first we were just now we have to fight with the banks, post offices, in short, there is so much competition. That's why we have to make a difference. And we try to make consultants more educated, more informed ....

Anna : Go Buò, but what would work? That is, not a door to door?

Inspector : Noooooooooooooooo, but you say! Which door to door! Mica go well! We tell you who you need to go! You have a customer!

Anna : Excuse me, but to make this work you need the degree?

Inspector: No, no to do this job, but to make a career, yes.

Anna: Ah! But you think!

Inspector : Eh! Then, when we want to begin this training course?

Anna : Never. Thanks much and see you.



Theory and practice job interview, lesson number 1 :

When you say no, p'ammor 'and ddie, this agency is not a hotel and, above all, that this work is not a door to door door to door because it does Bruno Vespa, then this means that will give a customer base.
just that there are in the money, though.

(Song to vent)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

How Much Flaxseed Oil Do I Give My Dog A Day

Resignation applied to the press I decided

Oh, and anyway I wrote yesterday .

Online Combination Calc

: migration

No, okay, I really had already decided a long time but this morning I just took the final decision because as each day that the Lord has sent me a couple of months now I was sifting the job and I focused a little too much about a place that was related to caregiver.

That is, with all due respect to the carers, I have not thrown the blood ten long years at university and work crazy and desperate to see the death of another person.



No. And if I see someone who dies rather see myself as I want and when you look good I thought I need to equip already mo '.

So nothing personal, eh, Naples, vavattenn nu poc to fuck.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Buy Japanese Av Dvd Online

Resign, press!

Other than Bruno Vespa model of a Porta a Porta. These
here have understood everything about how to actually do the reconstructions of atrocities.

Then, I always say that good start is half the battle? Indeed
read here.
Anyway, in my opinion, one of the best opening words of world literature is that of the rest of anything Striano: Meu Deus, que calor!
summer, at least.
In the winter would be better for this: Italy is a democratic republic.

Ah, now there is a facets of news that can be called a newspaper.


_Sigla_

Monday, October 4, 2010

Octopus Cake Pan Recipe

PRESS

Ladies and gentlemen, companions, females pitted men incravattati and vice versa, this writer is Anna Trieste 's awaited appointment with the press of Italian newspapers online from today onwards will no longer be a daily basis but to cap' ' and fuck is not here because we're just nothing to do from morning till night, say.

However, go with the initials!

_SIGLA_

To start a good selection, but in general the whole week, I chose this piece Aldo Grasso from The Corriere.it that you could easily book: "The reckless supply of bread HOLDING subject of teeth. "
That is, I say, you Daria Bignardi, keep Bossi's son less than 10 meters away and not only did not make three thousand questions to make everyone understand that if you go there in parliament, the tissues in the regional council there may go on 'and stuffs himself with anti sciem but then did not even bat?
I mean, I do not know.

Then, even if it is a piece of yesterday, there I'm forced to point out, again from The Corriere.it, this article by Gian Antonio Stella which inform us that with all the problems we in Italy and here in the South in particular the Members Neapolitans have good impression in your head the list of emergencies to deal with and between all these buggy in the head of one of them, priority is definitely to the inferiority complex of diggei.
Then say why one wants to reform the electoral law. But

console ourselves with a little culture to Il Giornale.
I must point out this piece Marcello Veneziani which is supported a view put forward ta time, just as I did not keep the goatee to me no one gives me credit.
However, it is not the argument that it is borderline to keep the photo of Dante in the room next to that of George Clooney but that according to which the father is not intended Garibaldi unified Italy - senz'offesa - but its him, the Supreme.


From time instead I found out through this interview Marida of Caterina Maria Rosaria Omaggio, who are thinking of doing a drama on Oriana Fallaci.
Behold, I just wanted to warn you that if you bring in crap like you did already with Eleonora Fonseca Pimentel in the film remake of The Remains of Nothing I will give you the lineage head.

Then, as we mark the Stampa.it this article Ruotolo and Sodano, because after yesterday's speech by Silvio Berlusconi, in which among other things, the premier said he wanted to help build the Panama Canal, I mo 'I would understand if we go from Salerno to Reggio Calabria we always go black or just a mess if we go around from behind using the Panama Canal that will surely be finished before the road to hell, as we all know, is not only paved with good intentions but also of quattromilamiliardi of yards.

Finally, the transitive property, as has already been reported by Norberto Gallo in his Napolionline.org (and even self-publish because it is the soul of the trade) I offer this piece Anna from The Roma in Trieste which shows clearly that the voters of the Democratic Party need not worry about the next election to the City of Naples.
Yes, because if you do not lose too Naples center one that relies on the national chairwoman of the Democratic Party Rosy Bindi never even heard of in his life, means that Jamme Ch'e cock.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Ice Cream Window Cling

Effect When a Veltroni

Veltroni frustration from lack of salary + + + broken shoes unbridled ambition =



Tears napulitane

Friday, October 1, 2010

Chi Straightener Warranties

to say keep the morale in heels

I'm a little depressed.
Today I went to Rome.
Okay, it's not that I thought I'd be going to Rome offered a job in a newspaper but actually closer look at the Sacramento Bee has done a real hard shake my already lame expansionist in Belgium.
I mean mo 'I want instead of Kriek Frascati.
But also because, you know, beer is considered the liquid while the wine is good pressure.
However, mo 'that I'm back in this valley of tears napulitane keep morale under the heels of his boots blue even though I started to show the Romans that I know sometimes I dress well, if you do not have to run below to Di Pietro .
And to confirm this (not that I know to dress well, eh, but the fact that I keep the morale in the heels - no, because here it is best to clarify because in the end, since I palesai with those torn jeans Berlusconi to go to the assembly of Confindustria, everybody knows that I dress like a longshoreman but I thought of having to go to the march of the unemployed, not it was my fault! - Aspe, but the industrialists are not unemployed? Buò goes, Jamma annànz) just think that when the return nell'Intercity I broke the spring moleskine I did not even cursed a god of the city and the immensity and then a gentleman when I fucked the trolley Haret 'a cap I I did not even too vigorously advanced the claim of his sudden death sentence. Pure
because I wanted the place booked up and if I were as sure as I keep my helmet menavo down the window height of Itri, extolling Mussolini to the ability to act on the time zone of the State railway.
's why I do not keep anything funny to say but to let understand the pains of the young Trieste we reproduce below excerpts of two conversations took place earlier on that the second son of the devil that is Facebook bed with two of my distinguished colleague from Naples. Whose identity, of course, will be kept secret because here, in addition to the mozzarella di bufala DOP, we defend well as privacy.


Conversation (1)

Him: Look, you're in limbo! You can no longer do now fravecatrice the market, but you can still make the professional. What are you doing?
Me: The bitter oranges.

Conversation (2)

him: We must get away while we're on time, that sadness yesterday. I saw the opening of Year Zero, the scene of the clashes, when Christ has put the Italian flag on the ground in front of the rapid ... I started crying like a bitch, do not take it anymore, I'm exhausted, that country shit.
Me: ...