Wednesday, October 13, 2010

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NAPOLI TRIESTE TALK JUST THAT 'BUSY

Anna Trieste

NAPLES. Initially, knowing a little 'character, with whom he also converted from twenty-eight years and has always proved to be inclined at Inc. launched iastemme and verbal provocations, like everyone else I have to admit that I also had thought he was joking.
But no. Anna
Trieste, 28, east of Naples penniless young reporter really is thinking to take the field for the next elections to the City of Naples. And as a candidate for mayor, among others.

Trieste, but then you are serious.

Eccert, but you see a little, that is, I say to the mica Strunz at random, sorry.

E but then she can not stand to make the mayor, especially for the center. That is, it lacks the very basic requirement.

Eh, I know, I know, and it was not for nothing I was planning to run for giustappunto alone with my Civic Party. I'll call "Trieste is freedom." I would also anthem, feel.

Pretentious on his part. But why his name should be synonymous with freedom?

Why Trieste has always been considered a free city! Do you think James Joyce, when he fled from Dublin because they had had enough of this fact that every time she said a bad word to Jesus presses the house, went in Trieste, and not in Milan or London or Paris! And then, let's face it, here if you do not put the word "freedom" in the name of a party, a parliamentary group or a real estate agency oggiggiorn nobody takes it seriously and do not you fucking emeritus.


But so, shamelessly extolling freedom, she is not afraid to increase this trend already anarchy reigns in Naples, the city she is a candidate to drive?

No, because first things stand (tie, but should i fatt 'o latinism) blacker than midnight can not come.
And because the problem in Naples is the lack of freedom.

Explain better.

The point is this. Since everyone here in Naples are a little 'how the hell he likes, an outside observer with the same IQ and / or below average when it comes here thinks that Naples is a city of freedom and that is why every three four Silvio Berlusconi is not the rubbish. But no! Here is the very freedom that is missing! Let me give an example, I think since she has an IQ even lower than the average.



Please.

If a Neapolitan would, so to speak, to follow any rules of conduct that put the other on fire just because the city did not arrive in time on the dole and then you can not go to reserve the house the sea, he does not have the freedom to do so because others Neapolitan hinder them, for example bucandogli the wheels of the car. So the problem is that the Neapolitans think they are free but in reality they are not!



What's the answer then?

Just inform the Neapolitans firmly but politely that they, individually, are not the only inhabitants of the planet, but there are other life forms with which they must confront.



And you think that will suffice?

No, but in fact I said politely and firmly. Therefore, when they prove to have forgotten this fact they are not alone on the face of the earth must be pointed out with discretion and its presence in education, for example a key beautiful hammered 'Haret' a cap.


And work? The real problem is the job of Naples. What do we do from that point of view?

Ah, well, since that point of view, I have already prepared the solution.
see, as regards the issue of employment is why I'm climbing about ten years that I arrabbatto for a living and still, although in the meantime to pass the time I graduated though, I do not hold a paid job.
Epper for me now to find work in Naples is impossible simply because the job there is. It would be like looking for Christ in lupins, if you know what I mean. So therefore we should work to create it. She will say: Well done, but how? Come on, ask me, but facets of reporter are you!


How it works?

Here, in my opinion to create a little ' Working just raze all the buildings of the power and then rebuild them. So not only are set in motion public buildings, Bertolaso \u200b\u200band the funeral but also create the opportunity to remake FROM SCRATCH all competitions, although they had the foresight to declare a state of disaster and to ask the Government to send the army to supervise selections.

And the traffic?

For traffic could simply inform the ANM workers and more generally to all companies in the public transport if the roadmap is expected that a coach has to start at 6 they do not have to be present in front of the bus at 6 am and half the next day but at 6 the scheduled day without coffee and Corriere dello Sport in hand.


security? I said to organized crime?

Then, with regard to the Camorra, we must enter in order of idea that it can not be eliminated. Well, I mean, with all the super powers that holds, not least of which is to multiply the loaves and fishes, also holds that Jesus Christ demonstrated the limits from this point of view. Not only and not because along with the loaves and fishes has never been able to multiply the money well, but also because after more than two thousand years even he managed to defeat the devil. So I think the best we can do is to offer humanity an alternative. You see, I do not agree with Hobbes. For me, the man usually tends to the good so if you offer him a good road, without drain roofless and without cobblestones, that takes it calmly. But if you offered him only a street full of holes as a way Marina for example, then it is logical to prefer the preferential going to clog up the traffic behind the blue car.


She makes everything easy. But how would a pygmy like you come to take up a whole? And the coalition?

But what came, but as a coalition! I would do a better enlightened monarchy, with a committee of wise men just call when I would need.

Trieste, but let's face it, deep down, but she who knows? That is, she has never been in politics, is a parvenu, a sponsor does not, in short, as will be credible to the electorate? Apart from that

parvenue c'o Dec to Soret but then I do not know, say that if the electorate believes the likes of Berlusconi and D'Alema then I think that I also hold a chance.
Then if I do not believe it's okay. So I emigrated.

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