Thou wilt 'is'' or Japanese
And no, last night I got carried away at the Japanese restaurant.
been years since stand this farce of a Japanese restaurant because I think if one really likes raw fish if you go to buy the fish market and then eats it at home, with normal cutlery, and is not that must necessarily go to a public place and then exposing to public ridicule for this fact so well that he is unable to eat the rice with the giant fish using two toothpicks, and above all without throwing flaming balls of shrimp in the faces of other guests.
Buò should, however, as it was yesterday and as I was not there myself.
But just because I gave a hand to the black and I did not want to get straight back to Naples immediately after writing to the east throughout the afternoon armed robbery.
Anyway, thanks to this wonderful experience, I not only have I found that the Communists did not really exist anymore, since the table in front of me sat a good ready-history of the old Communist Party member but Neapolitan Then I was able to confirm once and for all, the argument that this Japanese restaurant is only a fad and that no one with sense we really like to go to a place to spend the billions to eat rice balls with fish when Fork it is Michael who makes the best pizza the world.
And this for several reasons that I have done well to explain personally to the waiters of refined Japanese restaurant where I went yesterday.
waiters who, among other things, not having the foggiest idea what they serve at the tables, engender such confusion among customers for these transitive property after fifty minutes of waiting for bad words and stuffs himself with anti begin to assess other alternative uses and customs of the rods that hold the table.
However, the reasons why I think the Japanese restaurant is a great bullshit are:
1) You can not do the Japanese restaurant with Ikea furniture.
Ikea is Swedish.
If you want to be a Japanese restaurant you must use a Japanese furniture.
I mean, I've never seen, for one thing, a Mexican restaurant where you take the furniture inside or Tyrolean an Irish pub where they serve Guinness in the glasses of limoncello
2) If you want to be a Japanese restaurant you can not put bossa nova music in the music. The
is Brazilian bossa nova.
That is, you mo 'I must say if you have some local Latin American dance music ever to make the Japanese dance group.
It takes consistency, as well as at least a Japanese chef in the famed restaurant where I went I was there yesterday but even the Indian cook of Japanese even the shadow
3) If you want to be a Japanese restaurant but more generally any type of restaurant you have to put out the door of the toilet a sign stating in a rather eloquent that it is the process because otherwise it may happen that one, for example I, taken by the crisis of incontinence goes to pee in the elevator convinced that at this point, not to deny the bad habit of general restaurant, instead of cup we have put the Turkish at which point each hole is hole
4) If you want to be a Japanese restaurant, you must not mistreat the animals whose name does not look Japanese. That is the fact that the dish is raw fish does not entitle you to call the menu on the raw fish "sushi" and the pig "pig".
mean, but who is the pig, fratet?
What then if I could see this obvious disparity in treatment is only because at some point, when I returned from smoking breaks, I noticed I was sitting at the table with a stranger, and then I thought well to turn the mobile display illuminating the room a little.
mean, but I did not understand, but where it is written, 'I am that the Japanese eat in the dark?
One already has to see how to do for himself and not to cause irreparable damage to the other eating kebabs with those giants but then to go to Japan must also learn to read the menu with the Braille method?
Then they say that one uses the atomic bomb.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
How Long Oxytetracycline
Miss, please!
While Gigi D'Alessio es'adopra hastens to compose the new anthem of Naples, press rumors ensure that I will not say to balance your account but at least to recover some dignity, even to many composers Juventus are working to draft the new football anthem of the "Old Lady".
Mo ', take no linger in trivial as absolutely sterile teasing the defeat of the measure suffered last Sunday by the "Old Lady" in Naples, I would say that although the same size are rapidly climbing the heights of the top ten global figures of shit - located right between Waterloo and Kobarid - is better now and immediately see what is the world premiere text on which those who are working hard can be only indicative counterparts Piedmontese Gigi D 'Alessio.
Go Buò, music should be here this :
For the text, however, we refer to this manuscript was found crumpled together with the Gazzetta dello Sport in the process of the psychoanalyst Luca Toni.
I'm not an old lady
directs Walter Mazzarri because Beppe Vessicchio is still directing the trafficking of carousels Mergellina
The haste of the heart
is already a new
behind a newspaper that is changing views
is the evil of the day
is a few kilometers south
of my return to my hello.
But it is a flight to glide
in the worst motel
this Carrettera
of this life is a dance hall
flight planar
here to be nailed to the wall crucifixes
but how to remember it now?
I'm not an old lady
an all-star in life
are not an old lady
but that war is never over oh no, oh no.
that I have a silver leaf
born of a fallen tree here
and wanted to chase the wind
but that does not make it
but oh what a bad effort
fall a few feet away from my misfortune
from my fear
Text analysis
As you can see, everything comes from a deep anguish caused to the author by a deadly event sull'inquadramento space-time which all more or less agree. It is, in fact, the great figure of shit apparatus on Sunday from Juventus at the Stadio San Paolo against Napoli.
However, if the event that gave rise to the chaos there is a certain uniformity of opinion the same can not be said about the identity of the author, who is worth remembering, is a kind of Gigi D ' Alessio transvestite by Savoy.
On this point there are at least three cases.
1) According to some, to prepare the new anthem would be, after the match, Juventus captain Alessandro Del Piero. And to be honest this is plausible, especially in the first stanza, when I wake up lyric seems to be a bad dream and he reads the newspapers not realize that was not a nightmare but that experienced the night before an event actually happened and which he was the protagonist in person. Hence the tachycardia (a fast heart beat) and the reference area to the city of Naples, which for him is actually "evil day" of My hello "" my back "and is" just a few miles south, exactly eight hundred ninety-three km and mean TRE TRE TRE as the goal of Cavani.
2) However, not all agree on the fact that this was the man who spoke to the birds to write the heartfelt lament.
According to others, in fact, to put pen to paper (mo 'ce vo) the terrible suffering experienced by the team in Piedmont was the coach Gigi Delneri. And this is indeed possible if you read carefully the second verse, where the narrator refers to "this carrettiera" within "Motel" and, most importantly, "this life dance hall." Not only that. In the same verse, the author reiterates, inter alia, with a nice anaphora mail twice at the beginning to, that which is clearly is a descent into hell, and that fact is symbolized by the metaphor of the "flight plan". Then, in a disturbing sequence, there are three phases of the agony that resemble three-goal Cavani: martyrdom, the crucifixion el'inchiodamento the wall.
short, 'a figure' and mmerd.
3) Others, however, that in the verses are full of blood Juventus believe they can see the unmistakable signature of Milos Krasic. And here we must admit that the hypothesis is not farfetched, if only because the narrator in stanza number three actually complains about the fact that while avendoci placed "great effort" could not "fall a few yards away."
There is also another argument though.
Many people believe that the text would not have been penned one of the three but all three together trotting.
This is not only and not so much mo 'objectively after the figure of shit on Sunday one of them could never have the strength of the material to write something if not his last will but because, apparently, now to make him understand very well the things the old lady must play at least THREE times.
Wait, but the figure of shit I have already said?
While Gigi D'Alessio es'adopra hastens to compose the new anthem of Naples, press rumors ensure that I will not say to balance your account but at least to recover some dignity, even to many composers Juventus are working to draft the new football anthem of the "Old Lady".
Mo ', take no linger in trivial as absolutely sterile teasing the defeat of the measure suffered last Sunday by the "Old Lady" in Naples, I would say that although the same size are rapidly climbing the heights of the top ten global figures of shit - located right between Waterloo and Kobarid - is better now and immediately see what is the world premiere text on which those who are working hard can be only indicative counterparts Piedmontese Gigi D 'Alessio.
Go Buò, music should be here this :
For the text, however, we refer to this manuscript was found crumpled together with the Gazzetta dello Sport in the process of the psychoanalyst Luca Toni.
I'm not an old lady
directs Walter Mazzarri because Beppe Vessicchio is still directing the trafficking of carousels Mergellina
The haste of the heart
is already a new
behind a newspaper that is changing views
is the evil of the day
is a few kilometers south
of my return to my hello.
But it is a flight to glide
in the worst motel
this Carrettera
of this life is a dance hall
flight planar
here to be nailed to the wall crucifixes
but how to remember it now?
I'm not an old lady
an all-star in life
are not an old lady
but that war is never over oh no, oh no.
that I have a silver leaf
born of a fallen tree here
and wanted to chase the wind
but that does not make it
but oh what a bad effort
fall a few feet away from my misfortune
from my fear
Text analysis
As you can see, everything comes from a deep anguish caused to the author by a deadly event sull'inquadramento space-time which all more or less agree. It is, in fact, the great figure of shit apparatus on Sunday from Juventus at the Stadio San Paolo against Napoli.
However, if the event that gave rise to the chaos there is a certain uniformity of opinion the same can not be said about the identity of the author, who is worth remembering, is a kind of Gigi D ' Alessio transvestite by Savoy.
On this point there are at least three cases.
1) According to some, to prepare the new anthem would be, after the match, Juventus captain Alessandro Del Piero. And to be honest this is plausible, especially in the first stanza, when I wake up lyric seems to be a bad dream and he reads the newspapers not realize that was not a nightmare but that experienced the night before an event actually happened and which he was the protagonist in person. Hence the tachycardia (a fast heart beat) and the reference area to the city of Naples, which for him is actually "evil day" of My hello "" my back "and is" just a few miles south, exactly eight hundred ninety-three km and mean TRE TRE TRE as the goal of Cavani.
2) However, not all agree on the fact that this was the man who spoke to the birds to write the heartfelt lament.
According to others, in fact, to put pen to paper (mo 'ce vo) the terrible suffering experienced by the team in Piedmont was the coach Gigi Delneri. And this is indeed possible if you read carefully the second verse, where the narrator refers to "this carrettiera" within "Motel" and, most importantly, "this life dance hall." Not only that. In the same verse, the author reiterates, inter alia, with a nice anaphora mail twice at the beginning to, that which is clearly is a descent into hell, and that fact is symbolized by the metaphor of the "flight plan". Then, in a disturbing sequence, there are three phases of the agony that resemble three-goal Cavani: martyrdom, the crucifixion el'inchiodamento the wall.
short, 'a figure' and mmerd.
3) Others, however, that in the verses are full of blood Juventus believe they can see the unmistakable signature of Milos Krasic. And here we must admit that the hypothesis is not farfetched, if only because the narrator in stanza number three actually complains about the fact that while avendoci placed "great effort" could not "fall a few yards away."
There is also another argument though.
Many people believe that the text would not have been penned one of the three but all three together trotting.
This is not only and not so much mo 'objectively after the figure of shit on Sunday one of them could never have the strength of the material to write something if not his last will but because, apparently, now to make him understand very well the things the old lady must play at least THREE times.
Wait, but the figure of shit I have already said?
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