been years since stand this farce of a Japanese restaurant because I think if one really likes raw fish if you go to buy the fish market and then eats it at home, with normal cutlery, and is not that must necessarily go to a public place and then exposing to public ridicule for this fact so well that he is unable to eat the rice with the giant fish using two toothpicks, and above all without throwing flaming balls of shrimp in the faces of other guests.
Buò should, however, as it was yesterday and as I was not there myself.
But just because I gave a hand to the black and I did not want to get straight back to Naples immediately after writing to the east throughout the afternoon armed robbery.
Anyway, thanks to this wonderful experience, I not only have I found that the Communists did not really exist anymore, since the table in front of me sat a good ready-history of the old Communist Party member but Neapolitan Then I was able to confirm once and for all, the argument that this Japanese restaurant is only a fad and that no one with sense we really like to go to a place to spend the billions to eat rice balls with fish when Fork it is Michael who makes the best pizza the world.
And this for several reasons that I have done well to explain personally to the waiters of refined Japanese restaurant where I went yesterday.
waiters who, among other things, not having the foggiest idea what they serve at the tables, engender such confusion among customers for these transitive property after fifty minutes of waiting for bad words and stuffs himself with anti begin to assess other alternative uses and customs of the rods that hold the table.
However, the reasons why I think the Japanese restaurant is a great bullshit are:
1) You can not do the Japanese restaurant with Ikea furniture.
Ikea is Swedish.
If you want to be a Japanese restaurant you must use a Japanese furniture.
I mean, I've never seen, for one thing, a Mexican restaurant where you take the furniture inside or Tyrolean an Irish pub where they serve Guinness in the glasses of limoncello
2) If you want to be a Japanese restaurant you can not put bossa nova music in the music. The
is Brazilian bossa nova.
That is, you mo 'I must say if you have some local Latin American dance music ever to make the Japanese dance group.
It takes consistency, as well as at least a Japanese chef in the famed restaurant where I went I was there yesterday but even the Indian cook of Japanese even the shadow
3) If you want to be a Japanese restaurant but more generally any type of restaurant you have to put out the door of the toilet a sign stating in a rather eloquent that it is the process because otherwise it may happen that one, for example I, taken by the crisis of incontinence goes to pee in the elevator convinced that at this point, not to deny the bad habit of general restaurant, instead of cup we have put the Turkish at which point each hole is hole
4) If you want to be a Japanese restaurant, you must not mistreat the animals whose name does not look Japanese. That is the fact that the dish is raw fish does not entitle you to call the menu on the raw fish "sushi" and the pig "pig".
mean, but who is the pig, fratet?
What then if I could see this obvious disparity in treatment is only because at some point, when I returned from smoking breaks, I noticed I was sitting at the table with a stranger, and then I thought well to turn the mobile display illuminating the room a little.
mean, but I did not understand, but where it is written, 'I am that the Japanese eat in the dark?
One already has to see how to do for himself and not to cause irreparable damage to the other eating kebabs with those giants but then to go to Japan must also learn to read the menu with the Braille method?
Then they say that one uses the atomic bomb.
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