Friday, October 1, 2010

Chi Straightener Warranties

to say keep the morale in heels

I'm a little depressed.
Today I went to Rome.
Okay, it's not that I thought I'd be going to Rome offered a job in a newspaper but actually closer look at the Sacramento Bee has done a real hard shake my already lame expansionist in Belgium.
I mean mo 'I want instead of Kriek Frascati.
But also because, you know, beer is considered the liquid while the wine is good pressure.
However, mo 'that I'm back in this valley of tears napulitane keep morale under the heels of his boots blue even though I started to show the Romans that I know sometimes I dress well, if you do not have to run below to Di Pietro .
And to confirm this (not that I know to dress well, eh, but the fact that I keep the morale in the heels - no, because here it is best to clarify because in the end, since I palesai with those torn jeans Berlusconi to go to the assembly of Confindustria, everybody knows that I dress like a longshoreman but I thought of having to go to the march of the unemployed, not it was my fault! - Aspe, but the industrialists are not unemployed? Buò goes, Jamma annànz) just think that when the return nell'Intercity I broke the spring moleskine I did not even cursed a god of the city and the immensity and then a gentleman when I fucked the trolley Haret 'a cap I I did not even too vigorously advanced the claim of his sudden death sentence. Pure
because I wanted the place booked up and if I were as sure as I keep my helmet menavo down the window height of Itri, extolling Mussolini to the ability to act on the time zone of the State railway.
's why I do not keep anything funny to say but to let understand the pains of the young Trieste we reproduce below excerpts of two conversations took place earlier on that the second son of the devil that is Facebook bed with two of my distinguished colleague from Naples. Whose identity, of course, will be kept secret because here, in addition to the mozzarella di bufala DOP, we defend well as privacy.


Conversation (1)

Him: Look, you're in limbo! You can no longer do now fravecatrice the market, but you can still make the professional. What are you doing?
Me: The bitter oranges.

Conversation (2)

him: We must get away while we're on time, that sadness yesterday. I saw the opening of Year Zero, the scene of the clashes, when Christ has put the Italian flag on the ground in front of the rapid ... I started crying like a bitch, do not take it anymore, I'm exhausted, that country shit.
Me: ...



Wednesday, September 29, 2010

How To Make Rottweiler Stop Pulling

PRESS / 2 point

Today we save the preliminaries and go directly to the G-spot but not because the preliminaries are not important, eh, indeed, especially if you keep your hands from pokemon but the fact is that I keep a short time and then instead of giving up everything in this moment of intellectual communion with you right away that we see at once what does the national press today on the web.

But before the letters, which today, at the suggestion of the builders in front of my house, it's definitely this:


Well, first of all, if you're really interested to know that they are doing in parliament, where Berlusconi tonight apparently will have confidence on trust a little to everyone, do not read anything outside of this that is certainly the most faithful chronicle of the diverse humanity that focuses on a couple of years now Montecitorio.

If the policy does not tend to give a shit then you need to read this , that it is a topic that, ever since a couple of years now, the policy does not give a fuck .


This but the alert only to those of you who have decided to enter the competition for traffic wardens so that you may already know with a quick look in the mirror when you take the requirements or whether it is better that money for the stamp will go there to eat at Michael's Fork.



If you're among those who, unlike that of the undersigned otherwise it is high, have not been kissed by the height and are angry when they are ill to concerts and see nothing because those in front should absolutely make videos with the phone just to put then on top of Youtube to witness to the fact that the eternal evening out and not stay home to look Porta a Porta we mark this here to let you know that a remote hope to see not only the incipient baldness bystanders but also the musicians on stage, if not another in the distant future, there should be for you.

Finally, look at these beautiful photos Richard Siano taken inside the headquarters University Federico II of Naples on the staircase Minerva, because it has always been famous Neapolitan students do you capture with the laurel wreath on his head after graduation.

But now dispense with the wreaths and crowns in general. A death 'or RRE!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Cheats For Gpsphone No Comp

PRESS / 1 BET

Dear friends, as
promessovi here we finally come to the first episode of Press , that is my personal selection of the best of the worst of Italian and foreign newspapers online.

Go with the initials!

- CODE -

purpose.
Done 'is strunzat I would say to proceed with the selection.

So First we mark this article taken from Corriere.it that inform us of the fact that in Denmark people are not stupid.
Yes, because apparently the little mermaid in the country's main right-wing party has chosen as its anthem "Mamma Mia" by Abba and these, however, instead of being happy as we were happy when Vasco Rossi Bersani of the Democratic Party chose its " A sense for the campaign of the primaries must be upset as the hyenas and we have fought to prevent the use of his hits during the convention of the Danish fascistoni.
But at this point, I say, why not see if Abba's "Mamma Mia" we do use to those of the Democratic Party? No, because so not only rises from the middle "A sense" of Vasco Rossi as a way to not be found but also because I honestly think that Abba take more chances in competing with Vasco Rossi Apicella, if only for a matter of matching color of the clothes.

Then, again by Corriere.it , read this beautiful piece which reveals the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about how the FBI selection test.
mean, imagine if you went to also investigate how the test for admission to Carabinieri Corp. Maronne.



From Republic instead there is this piece I refer you to much I care not only and not so much because it gives us news of the death of a famous Italian entrepreneur and for the fact that thanks to it after 28 years I have finally discovered that this really was called Foppa Pedretti. But not Foppa Pedretti's name and surname, and sometimes I happened to think as I turned the meatballs on the stove, but Ezio Foppa Pedretti, which are still our best wishes for a safe journey to eternity which will surely solve all the problems related to the stringing of washing the toilets in homes with little spacious.

And always about spacious houses and little cease, we spend a moment in politics.
(...) Let me point out this fact piece from Time which shows how easily a former MSI will smash together two governments with a house.

Finally, I submit this article from The Morning where it is clear that if you had the misfortune of being born in Campania, and especially in Naples, this is not true that only when there is health there is In fact, everything here because even if we do not keep health is always something that is the ticket to pay.

Therefore, you are well.